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A guy,after changing the bulb for the right turn signal,
asked his girlfriend to let him know if it was flashing.She said-
"It's working" then "Now it's not",It's working" then -
"Now it's not"..........
 
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I like the one where the Blonde says -
"50 states? - When did that happen?"
 
mezy said:
It has been recorded that 50% of women are receiving treatment for some form of mental dissorder

This means the other 50% are walking around untreated
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If you have a wife, I hope she doesn't see this.
 
I went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out. “Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.” By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?” “No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘Turn Off Your Phone’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”

> Joke: A Blonde at the Cinema | Blond Jokes <
 
My sister visited recently and told us a story about her husband mansplaining something to her. I turned to my wife and said, "Honey, 'mansplaining' is when a guy assumes a woman doesn't understand something... "

She was NOT amused.

My sister was.
 
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