Gliderman8
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I live just a few miles from Lititz.I've probably posted this before, but it makes me giggle every time I watch it.
(*WARNING* Laughing is contagious)
"Deli Cat Essen" (German for "We eat cats at the Deli")
"Drist and Mizzle" (and you thought you had lousy weather)
"La tits" (No it's Lititz)
"Oh, he's joined by a beautiful lady" (It's a man actually, Derek)
"I dropped my hotpocket!" (He must have really been scared)
"Slight chance of participation"
"Can you spell first and last?" ("F I R S T and L A S T) (And she votes)
There is a Fertile, MN and a Climax, MN. The headline read "Fertile woman dies in Climax." My wife's from that area and said it was a real headline.Lititz? Isn't that just down the road from Fertility and Intercourse?
Intercourse is not too far from Blue Ball. It's true.Lititz? Isn't that just down the road from Fertility and Intercourse?
There were really four wisemen, the forth brought fruitcake.
Yup and we know what happened to himThere were really four wisemen, the forth brought fruitcake.