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“There is too much butter on..those..trays”

“No no, not ‘on those trays’…Uno, Dos, Tres!”
 
"Is HAMPSTER!!"
 
"Did you know the female Gibbon gestates for seven months?"

"Sybil I forbid you to open that safe"
"Sybil I forbid you to take that case out"
"Sybil do not open that case, I forbid it."
 
Hamish Racing said:
You can’t see the sea

yes you can it’s over there between the land and the sky.
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"Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically -?"
 
"If you're not over here in 20 minutes with my door, I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you!"
 
O'Reily: "...I'm telling you, if the good Lord..."
Fawlty: "is mentioned once more I shall move you closer to him!"
 
"Crazy, she go crazy. Crazy. I say to her, you try to see in girl's room, and she go crazy! I tell her you go to see girl in room, you crazy about this girl, ok. Ok, so...you go and try to look at her and Mrs Fawlty she go crazy!"
 
“Oh yes, how is the old toenail? Still growing in, hmm? Still burrowing its way down to the bone? Still macheteing its way through the nerve, eh? “
 
"Fire!" "ffffffire!"
(In an interview with Andrew Sachs (Manuel), he said that during filming this scene he received pretty serious burns on one of his arms from the chemicals they used to produce the smoke coming off his jacket).

 
My mother's absolute favorite scene from anything ever was Basil giving his car a darn good thrashing.

Oh and how could I possibly have forgotten my favorite...
"Have a nice day, dear... [sotto voce] don't drive over any mines or anything!"
 
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JHaydon said:
My mother's absolute favorite scene from anything ever was Basil giving his car a darn good thrashing.

Oh and how could I possibly have forgotten my favorite...
"Have a nice day, dear... [sotto voce] don't drive over any mines or anything!"
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To Manuel: "Oh please, please, try to understand before one of us dies!
 
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