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And have a calculator holster on their belt2/3 of people who find this funny just happen to wear pocket protectors and have their Buddy Holly glasses taped together at the bridge with white medical taped.
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I really enjoy malaphors.
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Let’s not make a mountain out of a turnip.
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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you're drunk. Ducks don't talk.
(Although on closer inspection, the actual saying is “…quacks like a duck…”. “Talks like a duck” comes from a 2015 California legal case against BCBS. For more info on quacking, including a hilarious Monty Python sketch: > Duck test - Wikipedia <)
(Although on closer inspection, the actual saying is “…quacks like a duck…”. “Talks like a duck” comes from a 2015 California legal case against BCBS. For more info on quacking, including a hilarious Monty Python sketch: > Duck test - Wikipedia <)
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