Groaners - post yours here

[Gliderman8]

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Definitely not dry humor.

 

[maynard]

 

[mikephillips]

Bet he had buttered scones for tea...

 

[equiprx]

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OOOOH. that actually took me a bit to get.

 

[AngliaGT]

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".....and he's okay"....

 

[Popeye]

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

Chocolate bunnies are the answer, who cares what the question is. Happy Easter!

 

[Popeye]

"Found about 1,000 Easter eggs already. Trying to explain to this cop it's not my fault if the grocery store did a bad job hiding them." - Guy Endore-Kaiser

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your bosses' job.

No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

 

[JPSmit]

No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

 

[JPSmit]

 

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

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Good one! Definitely in line with the “groaner” theme.

 

[NutmegCT]

Sweet Ruth got on my motorbike,
on the seat in back of me.
I hit a bump at 95 -
And rode on Ruth-lessly.

 

[JPSmit]

Sweet Ruth got on my motorbike,
on the seat in back of me.
I hit a bump at 95 -
And rode on Ruth-lessly.

There was a young man from Boston
Who drove around town in an Austin
Mumble mumble mumble
Mumble mumble mumble
mumble mumble mumble them.

 

[John Turney]

 

[Gliderman8]

A little note to the person who stole my antidepressants.
"I hope you're happy now".

 

[JPSmit]

 

[maynard]

You can drive through Norway in a Chevrolet or you can just cruise along in a fjord.

 

[maynard]

 

[JPSmit]

You can drive through Norway in a Chevrolet or you can just cruise along in a fjord.

 

[JPSmit]