When George Burns was 90, he did a monologue on Tonight with Johnny Carson.
Afterward, Johnny asked "George, you're 90 years old. How do you manage to stay so healthy?"
George: Well, when I was 60, my doctor told me to give up drinking and cigars, and stop chasing women.
Johnny: But George, you arrived tonight with two beautiful women, you were smoking a cigar, and you took a slug of whisky before going onstage. What does your doctor say about that?
George: He died years ago.
May his memory be for a blessing.